Engaging SEO Copy
for Health and Wellness Brands
that Want Higher ROIs

So you need copy.

Not copy as in duplicate, or photostat, or Will Smith’s Gemini Man younger clone, but Copy — words that sell things like it’s no man’s business, descriptions that sell products like shovels in a Gold Rush, website content that attracts Google’s spiders like a fly in a spider’s web.

Yeah, you’re on the right page.

The name’s Joseph. And I am an SEO copywriter for health and wellness businesses.

Some stuff I’ve done?

Ranking health content on Thrive Global, marketing content on Hackernoon, natural health content on PhD-Organics, aced Hubspot’s content marketing and inbound marketing certification exams like a walk in the park, completely blew Google’s digital marketing course, etc., etc.

Smart health and wellness business owners hire me to drive targeted traffic to their websites and lead them down the good old funnel.

It’s neither gambling nor Voldemort-level sorcery. It’s pure, undiluted, copy-elixir that kills doubt like a virus and eliminates objections to buying your product. And yes, absolutely. You make more money.

Curious as to where this elixir is distilled? I’ll tell ya.

This copy-elixir is carefully finessed from the heart of a forest that is as large as the milky way galaxy. Objects in this forest are inter-connected by trillions of connections, and its atmosphere is filled with several kinds of celestial energies — the essence of different elixirs. 

Obtaining the right copy-elixir is essential to the success of your marketing because the wrong elixir (often from the wrong source) will hit you square in the face; that means money wasted. Hence the finesse required in the art and science of extracting the right elixir from the right source, for the right purpose (your goal), and for the right person (your audience).

This galaxy-level forest sits inside my skull. And guess what? I have the tools and expertise to get you the precious, little copy-elixir you need to send your sales through the roof.

Need me to get you some of that special elixir? Contact me ASAP, I wouldn’t like to put you on the waiting list.

Curious about the contents of this elixir?

Oh, I knew you were intelligent. But it’s not only about the elixir. The distiller is equally important if you don’t want to get a sour, repugnant copy-elixir instead of a delicious, lead-converting one.

As a health and wellness copywriter well-versed in the art and science of search engine optimization, I create web content that is made just for you. No fluffs. No garbage.

I’ll help you say what you NEED to say to get your audience to do what you NEED them to do. Emphasis on NEED, please.

No brags here, but with me as your health and wellness copywriter, you’ll get premium, quality, conversion-focused copy that is:

  • Unique: Not regurgitating your competitors’ ideas
  • Targeted: So the right people may relate to your message
  • Relevant: So your message is on point
  • SEO: So your website is found across search engines
  • Meant to sell: So you get a mind-blowing, disbelief-igniting ROI
  • Well-researched: So you don’t sound ignorant, because you aren’t
  • Caring: That your audience may know they’re in good hands

There are medical practitioners out there that can produce cute medical content

And there are great writers out there that can produce nice marketing-oriented content.

But what you need, as a business in the health industry, is a balance between both: great medical content that drives profit for you without you having to sell your soul to the devil.

For that, you need a writer who understands the intricacies of the medical profession lingo and codes of conduct, as well as the best practices of marketing — selling without selling, you dig? Great storytelling that’ll wow your audience and make them proceed to checkout or want to get on the phone with you right away.

Who’s a great fit if not a health and wellness copywriter?

Oh, and with ninja-level search engine optimization skills, he’s the creme de la creme, the ten over ten, the unicorn you’ve been searching for.

And now that you’ve found the unicorn, a smart fellow like you knows better than to say “I’ll pass” because you know what happens if you pass — unicorns are rare, and you might not find one anytime soon.

Sure you might find some goats, maybe a mountain goat, h*ll, even a stallion. But those aren’t unicorns. And they haven’t got a unicorn’s horn, nor its excellence.

This is the part where you reach out to the unicorn.

He’s ready to help get what you need from realms unknown to the mortal eyes, but you’ve got to reach out to him.

‘Cause if you don’t reach out, he’s not gonna know you need his help. Unicorns aren’t witches, after all. So yeah, contact the health and wellness copywriter right now.

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Website Copywriting Service

Are you aware that fundamental SEO is crucial to your website's indexing and ranking on google, and that some keywords convert more than the others?

I will conduct a thorough and painstaking research for profitable and buy-now keywords in your niche.

Then, armed with these keywords, I will craft SEO and attention-grabbing titles, descriptions, and main pages contents that'll drive long-term traffic for you.

SEO Landing Page Copywriting

Did you know that it takes just about 8 secs to make an impression on a prospect? Oh, that's your headline's job.

There's a popular saying in marketing that 80% of your marketing budget goes into your headline. But what happens when your copy doesn't attract and convert the right people?
Loss!

With my expertise as an health and wellness SEO copywriter, I will craft high-converting SEO sales and landing pages content guaranteed to convert.

SEO Content Writing Service

Statistics has shown that as at the end of 2020's first half, 77% of internet users read blog posts to gather information about a product they're looking to buy.

Furthermore, a research by Hubspot proved that businesses that blog generate 126% higher lead growth than businesses that don't.

But if you truly want better sales and higher ROI through blogging, you must do it right. I offer an all-round blogging solution that involves developing a keyword-based content strategy that will rank and convert casual visitors to regular buyers.

Targeted Ads Copywriting

Did you know that PPC ads, on average, should bring in up to 80% ROI? If your ad campaigns aren't yielding this much, then, something is definitely wrong somewhere.

I offer a full service of conducting the research for buy-now and profitable keywords used ONLY by your buyer persona, and then craft an engaging ads copy with a powerful CTA that'll get them to take action.

Along with the copywriting service, I will also give you directives on how your ads could be better targeted at JUST the right audience to increase CTRs and conversion.

Sales Newsletter Copywriting

There is money in the list.

Sounds cliche? Maybe.
But while those words may have lost their remarkable effect on the senses, they haven't lost the truth woven firmly into their fabric.

As at 2019, Email marketers report an average of 4,200% ROI. That's £42 on every $1 spent. Astonishing, isn't it? But it's simple logic. People who give you their mails have decided to frequent your business.

Despite that logic, though, you still need regular, engaging newsletter copies that resonate with your audience, build trust when you're not selling, and close sales like it's no man's business.
Guess what? I can craft those newsletter copies.