Engaging SEO Copy
for Health and Wellness Brands
that Want Higher ROI

So you need copy.

Not copy as in duplicate, or photostat, or Will Smith’s Gemini Man younger clone, but Copy — words that sell things like it’s no man’s business, descriptions that sell goods like shovels in a Gold Rush, website content that attracts Google’s spiders like a fly in a spider’s web.

Yeah, you’re on the right page.

The name’s Joseph, and I am an SEO copywriter.

Some stuff I’ve done?

Ranking health content on Thrive Global, marketing content on Hackernoon, natural health content on PhD-Organics, aced HubSpot’s content marketing and inbound marketing certification exams like a walk in the park, completely blew Google’s digital marketing course, etc., etc.

Smart businesses hire me to drive targeted traffic to their websites and fill their sales funnel with qualified leads.

It’s neither gambling nor Voldemort-level sorcery. It’s pure, undiluted, copy-elixir that kills doubt like a virus and eliminates objections to buying your product. And yes, absolutely. You make more money.

Curious as to where this elixir is distilled? I’ll tell ya.

This copy-elixir is carefully finessed from the heart of a forest that is as large as the milky way galaxy. Objects in this forest are inter-connected by trillions of connections, and its atmosphere is filled with different kinds of celestial energies — the essence of several elixirs. 

Getting the right copy-elixir is essential to the success of your marketing because the wrong elixir (often from the wrong source) will hit you square in the face; that means money wasted. Hence the finesse required in the art and science of extracting the right elixir from the right source, for the right purpose (your goal), and for the right person (your audience).

This galaxy-level forest sits inside my skull. And guess what? I have the tools and expertise to get you the precious little (or large) copy-elixir you need to send your sales through the roof.

Need me to get you some of that special elixir? Contact me ASAP, I wouldn’t like to put you on the waiting list.

Curious about the contents of this elixir?

Oh, I knew you were intelligent. But it’s not only about the elixir. The distiller is equally important if you don’t want to get a sour, repugnant copy-elixir instead of a delicious, lead-converting one.

As a health and wellness copywriter well-versed in the art and science of search engine optimization, I create web content that is made just for you. No fluffs. No garbage.

I’ll help you say what you NEED to say to get your audience to do what you NEED them to do. Emphasis on NEED, please.

No brags here, but with me as your health and wellness copywriter, you’ll get premium, quality, conversion-focused copy that is:

• Unique: Not regurgitating your competitors’ ideas
• Targeted: So the right people may relate to your message

• Relevant: So your message is on point

• SEO: So your website is found across search engines

• Meant to sell: So you get a mind-blowing, disbelief-igniting ROI

• Well-researched: So you don’t sound ignorant, because you aren’t
• Caring: That your audience may know they’re in good hands

There are medical practitioners out there that can produce cute medical content

And there are talented writers out there that can produce nice marketing content.

But what you need, as a business in the health industry, is a balance between both, so you get great medical content that drives profit for you without you having to sell your soul to the devil.

For that, you need a writer who understands the intricacies of the medical profession, lingo, and codes of conduct, and the best practices of marketing — selling without selling, you dig?

Great storytelling techniques that’ll make leads proceed to checkout or want to get on the phone with you right away.

Who’s a great fit if not a health and wellness copywriter?

Oh, and with ninja-level search engine optimization skills, he’s the creme de la creme, the ten over ten, the unicorn you’ve been searching for.

And now that you’ve found the unicorn, a smart fellow like you knows better than to say “I’ll pass” because you know what happens if you pass — unicorns are rare, and you might not find one soon.

Sure you might find some goats, maybe a mountain goat, h*ll, even a stallion. But those aren’t unicorns. And they haven’t got a unicorn’s horn, nor its excellence.

This is the part where you reach out to the unicorn.

He’s ready to help get what you need from realms unknown to the mortal eyes, but you’ve got to reach out to him.

‘Cause if you don’t reach out, he’s not gonna know you need his help. Unicorns aren’t witches, after all. So yeah, contact the health and wellness copywriter right now.