SO YOU NEED COPY…
Engaging web copy for
Health and Wellness brands
that want more sales
…Not copy as in duplicate, or photostat, or Will Smith’s Gemini Man younger clone…
…but Copy — words that sell things like it’s no man’s business, descriptions that sell goods like shovels in a Gold Rush, website content that attracts Google like a fly in a spider’s web.
Yeah, you’re on the right page.
The name’s Joseph, and I am an SEO copywriter.
Some stuff I’ve done?
— Written for Thrive Global
— Written for Hackernoon
— Written for PhD-Organics
— Aced HubSpot’s content marketing and inbound marketing certification exams
— Aced Google’s digital marketing course
Join the league of smart businesses that hire me to drive targeted traffic to their websites and fill their sales funnel with qualified leads…
…it’s neither gambling nor Voldemort-level sorcery. It’s pure, undiluted, copy-elixir that kills doubt like a virus and eliminates objections to buying your product. And yes, absolutely. You make more money.
Curious about where this copy-elixir comes from? I’ll tell ya.
This copy-elixir is carefully finessed from the heart of a forest that is as large as the milky way galaxy.
Objects in this forest communicate by trillions of connections, and its atmosphere is dominated by different kinds of celestial energies — the essence of several elixirs.
Getting the right copy-elixir is essential to the success of your marketing because the wrong elixir (often from the wrong source) will choke your marketing efforts…
… that means money wasted.
Hence the finesse required in the art and science of extracting the right elixir from the right source, for the right purpose…
… to make your ideal customers chose you over your competitors.
This galaxy-level forest sits inside my skull. And guess what?
I have the tools and expertise to get you the precious little (or large) copy-elixir you need to send your sales through the roof.
As a health and wellness copywriter well-versed in the art and science of search engine optimization, I produce done-for-you web content that ranks on Google. No fluff. No garbage.
I’ll help you say what you NEED to say to get your audience to do what you NEED them to do.
Emphasis on NEED, please.
No brags here, but with me as your health and wellness copywriter, you’ll get premium, quality, conversion-focused copy that is:
- Unique: Not regurgitating your competitors’ ideas
- Targeted: So the right people may relate to your message
- Relevant: So your message is on point
- SEO: So your website is found across search engines
- Meant to sell: So you get a mind-blowing, disbelief-igniting ROI
- Well-researched: So you don’t sound ignorant, because you aren’t
- Caring: That your audience may know they’re in good hands
There are medical practitioners out there that can produce cute medical content…
…and there are talented writers out there that can produce nice marketing content…
…but what you need, as a business in the health industry, is a balance between both:
great medical content that drives profit for you without you having to sell your soul to the devil.
For that, you need a writer who understands:
➤ The intricacies of the health industry, lingo, and codes of conduct
➤ The best practices of marketing — selling without selling, you dig?
➤ Great storytelling techniques that’ll make leads proceed to checkout or want to get on the phone with you right away
Who’s a great fit if not a health and wellness copywriter?
And with ninja-level search engine optimization skills, he’s the creme de la creme, the ten over ten, the unicorn you’ve been searching for.
Now that you’ve found the unicorn, a smart fellow like you knows better than say “I’ll pass” because you know what happens if you pass — unicorns are rare, and you might not find one soon.
… Sure you might find some goats, maybe a mountain goat, h*ll, even a stallion. But those aren’t unicorns. And they haven’t got a unicorn’s horn, nor its excellence.
This is the part where you reach out to the unicorn…
He’s ready to help get what you need from realms unknown to the mortal eyes, but you’ve got to reach out to him.
‘Cause if you don’t reach out, he’s not gonna know you need his help. Unicorns aren’t witches, after all. So yeah, contact the health and wellness copywriter right now.
My copywriting services